More often lately, I am finding myself laughing at the things I used to say about kids before I had my own... I thought it would be fun to post some of them.
My kids will never eat fast food more than once a week, if that often.
Who in the world would bring an infant to a movie theater?
Why would anyone go grocery shopping with their kids?
My kids will never act that way in public.
A good spanking would cure that behavior.
My kids will be in bed by 8 every night.
Child leashes/harnesses are just plain ridiculous (no, I don't have one but sometimes I think I need one)
Stay-at-home moms have it so easy, it must be nice not to have a job.
What thoughts can you other moms out there add?